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Haiku Mama because 17 syllables is all you have time to readOme dads and It s a book of verse every new mother will appreciate Read laugh roll your eyes and know that you are not alon. i'm not anywhere near being a mama but this book is hilarious seriously saw it at bookpeople and almost fell over this is the perfect gift for all you child less people to give to your child ridden pals

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Full of laugh out loud observations on dirty diapers playdate anxiety obnoxious purple dinosaurs choking hazards stay at h. So hilarious I stumbled upon a stack of three of this clearanced title at one of my favorite shops and after flipping through it I loved it so much I had to buy two You know the unspoken rule of leaving one for some perceived good of mankind not unlike leaving that last solitary cookie in the staff lounge for others to pass by and respect as wellWell I should've been a shameless hog and grabbed the third because already I've run into a mom that needs to have itThe title is self explanatory of the book's contents but the level of genius that experience and cynical sense of humor in lieu of insanity brings cannot be describedUnfortunate and fortunate truths ranging from TMI to absolute cuteness this fun to look at collection of haikus is a treatOne of my faves Bubbles are awesomebut don't pop them with your eyesThen they kind of suck

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Haiku Mama because 17 syllables is all you have time to read Free read Ó 100 æ Yay The perfect time To strip down naked and scream When Mommy s on the phone This irreverent collection of candid haiku is full of laugh out loud observations on dirty diapers playdate anxiety obnoxious purple dinosaurs chokinYay The perfect time To strip down naked and scream When Mommy s on the phone This irreverent collection of candid haiku is. Summary When she was my mom she said no sweets before lunch Hypocrite grandma This collection of irreverent haiku explores the reality of modern motherhood complete with dirty diapers spilled Spaghetti Os obnoxious purple dinosaurs car seats strollers choking hazards and It's the perfect gift for new moms with young children at home a book that can be picked up for a minute and then put down to wipe a nose or settle an argument all while making Mom laugh With than 100 haiku and 40 whimsical illustrations Haiku Mama is a collection of verse that all mothers and their family and friends will love My take 5 looks Hilarious I will admit to being a serious word nerd and I have written my own Haiku in a black Moleskine notebook since 2010 Various expressions of happiness sadness frustration and stress 17 syllables can say so much but you have to have a good imagination to get your feelings into that limited amount of text I fully appreciate every Haiku presented in Haiku Mama They are funny clever and so very true Some of my faves Awake so early small boy rises with the sun Can't snooze a baby Like badge of honor our spreading hips unite us asstacular moms Every one of these will cause a smile to come to your face a nod of agreement or the explosive Amen sister High recommended