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One Foot in the GraveYou can run from the grave but you can’t hideHalf vampire Cat Crawfield is now Special Agent Cat Crawfield working for the government to rid the world of the rogue undead She’s still using everything Bones her sexy and dangerous ex taught her but w You know how sometimes I choose to litter my reviews with innapropriate words or themes Like Austin Powers taking a giant shit in my Guilty Pleasures review or my reoccuring use of the word 'balls' in my Shiver ReviewWell the theme and word for the day is buttsecksAs in I was innocently reading One Foot in the Grave by Jeaniene Frost when the two main characters suddenly had buttsecksNow I'm a shameless wanton hussy with super magical slut powers just like any other girl but some things just kind of throw me off Like buttsecksButtsecksYes I'm not spelling it right on purposeCat has been working in her secret organization for four years and hasn't seen Bones since she dumped him when she suddenly finds herself the target of a bounty andWell I don't care about the rest because there's buttsecksLike the first book One Foot in the Grave contains a lot of sex action supernatural dudes and only moderate to light buttsecksButtsecksThe storyline is uite good with a clever little ending which contains absolutely no buttsecks at allThe whole story is a bit of a blur Tatiana tipped me off to the fact that there could possibly be buttsecks present Interested and ever increasingly perverted I decided to see how the author would pull it off and what the author would describe it like So basically for me this story started out with a beginning that was lacking in buttsecks buttsecks and the end of the story that was buttsecks freeNow I'm wondering why the author decided to do this Was it to be different To recreate a norm To show this as a normal part of couple's love lives that is often not spoken aboutIf it's the first then it almost certainly worked for me I've already used buttsecks thirteen times in this review and I'm almost certainly going to use it buttsecksIf she's creating a norm in fiction or to show a little seen side of secks acts that aren't talked about in polite society then I can't as a reader relate but I can appreciate her for her efforts It was certainly different I can't say that I found it a huge turn on to read about but luckily Frost threw in several other moments to kind of even it all offSo in closing buttsecksThat's all I have to say folksButtsecks

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PDF ï BOOK One Foot in the Grave FREE Þ You can run from the grave but you can’t hideHalf vampire Cat Crawfield is now Special Agent Cat Crawfield working for the government to rid the world of the rogue undead She’s still using everything Bones her sexy and dangerous ex taught her but when Cat is targeted for assassination the only man whOn her head – wanted dead or half alive – means her survival depends on teaming up with Bones And no matter how hard Cat tries to keep things professional between them she’ll find that desire lasts forever and Bones won’t let her get away again 5 stars – Vampire RomanceUrban FantasyWOWjust WOW I loved loved loved this book Cat and Bones are back with bite in One Foot in the Grave and as amazing as the first book was this one’s even betterCat’s kick ass vampire slaying is ramped up much higher this go round and we also get a nice appetizingly mouth wateringly luscious juicy Bones fix that had me melting like an ice cream cone on a hot summer dayY U M There’s lots of fast paced high octane action witty laugh out loud humor sarcastic hilarious dialogue an uproariously fun catfight and smokin’ hot romance including one delectably erotic sex scene that almost necessitated calling the fire department to hose me down when I nearly burst into flames Seriously it’s one of the hottest scenes I’ve ever read because it consists of some very delicious tantalizing possibilitiesfantasies fangs included of having a doting vampire for a lover whose sole desire is to deliver ultimate exuisite pleasure Bones is flat out one of the sexiest most deliciously yummy bad boy romantic heroes ever and he definitely rivals and exceeds Edward and The Brothers for my very top favorite hottest vamp Marry me BonesHere are a couple of funny uotes from the book that I liked Cat chasing down a vamp page 111“cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off damn ankle straps or keep running with the potential neck breakers Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph Here lies Cat Killed not by fang but Ferragamos”Bones trying to prove that Cat still has feelings for him page 112“It was if you were sending me a bloomin’ valentine”So if you like bad ass butt kicking heroines uber sexy vampire heroes and a fun paranormalurban fantasy romance with a terrific mix of thrilling action dark humor and hot sex give Cat and Bones a readyou won’t be disappointed Verrry big 5 starsOne of my very top favorite PNR reads everA top favorite PNR seriesCat and Bones are my favorite romancePNR coupleBones is my all time #1 top favorite hot bad boy vampire hero

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Hen Cat is targeted for assassination the only man who can help her is the vampire she left behindBeing around Bones awakens all her emotions from the adrenaline rush of slaying vamps side by side to the reckless passion that consumed them But a price I don't know if Jeaniene Frost planned all along to do what she did in ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE the second installment of her NIGHT HUNTRESS series or if she adapted after reader feedback Either way it was an excellent call In HALFWAY TO THE GRAVE Cat Crawfield was slammed with many many truths that grossly conflicted with her upbringing She was distraught and confused and rightfully so BUTAs understandable as it was for Cat to struggle with her new worldview it was also frustrating and than a wee bit tiresomeSo what do we do Fast forward four years tips hat to Frost admires ingenuityFour years in which Cat has time to grow and mature to accept herself and her abilities to come to terms with her new realityIt makes for an infinitely likable Cat Oh she's still not perfect She's brash and executes secondary plans without a full grasp of the vampire world she's entering but still a vast improvementThe cast of secondary characters is greatly expanded in addition to the character development of our old favorites Justina in particular is as entertaining as she is conniving My mother pulled me aside as soon as I left Noah Her face was florid “Do you know what that beast did when you walked away from him at the bar He winked at me” Caught off guard I laughed God that was priceless She must have had steam coming out of her ears “You think that’s funny” she irrationally demanded “Well Mom he risked his life for you and then you tried your damnedest to have him killed He may not like you” As for the plot grins evilly it was FANGTASTIC When last we saw Cat she was forced to leave Bones To protect him To protect her mother stupid cow Misguided as she was she had good reasons for slinking away the second his back was turned But this is Bones He's not going to let her go without a fight and man alive their reunion is so much fun It's horrible really Mortifying for Cat on so many deserved levels but so so fun And as random as what brought them together was it was excellent timing Cat had a run in with Bone's sire who now sought to add her to his collection of rare and beautiful things Like a painting For his wallBastard Then there's the night before the big confrontation If you're familiar with this series you know what I'm talking about The night when Bones is determined to show Cat that he wants no one but her The night where he DOESTHETHINGIt's probably the single hottest vampire sex scene I've ever read loins are aflameSO A definite improvement that I highly HIGHLY recommend fans self is useless doesn't care