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The Carls just appearedRoaming through New York City at three AM twenty three year old April May stumbles across a giant sculpture Delighted by its appearance and craftsmanship like a ten foot tall Transformer wearing a suit of samurai armor April and her best friend Andy make a video with it Publisher So Hank you want to write a book?Hank Yes my brother wrote a bunch which means that I can tooPublisher What do you want it to be aboutHank I want to write a book about aliensPublisher So like the 5th waveHank Kind of but let's remove all the violent partsPublisher So like ET?Hank The alien won't actually talk or interact with the humans Oh and he won't be a living thing He'll just be a big hunk of metal but we'll call him an alienPublisher What about the main character?Hank So she'll discover the alien and then make a video about it which will go viral but let's make the main character super awkward and cringeyHank Also our main character will be bisexual so we can call our book diverse without actually going into the subject at allHank And we will have a love triangle And a butler Publisher Well usually readers hate love triangles but it doesn't really matter because whatever you write will sell because your famousHank Oh and one thing I'm going to write it so that the reader won't be able to tell when the exposition ended and the actual story starts Hank Whispers There actually isn't really going to be a plot just a bunch of random scenes that are boring but kind of make sensePublisher Sounds great Let's do itHank Great I'm going to start writingHank One thing let's make the cover really pretty so we can trick the reader into thinking it's a good bookPublisher I'll have the cover department work on thatHank Oh one random thing Let's spell 'okay' as 'ok' and put it in all caps so it looks like the character is screamingPublisher We'll call it An Absolutely Remarkable Thing which spells out AART so the readers subconsciously think this book is art| Goodreads | Blog | Pinterest | LinkedIn | YouTube | Instagram

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An Absolutely Remarkable ThingWhich Andy uploads to YouTube The next day April wakes up to a viral video and a new life News uickly spreads that there are Carls in dozens of cities around the world from Beijing to Buenos Aires and April as their first documentarian finds herself at the center of an intense international me I just finished An Absolutely Remarkable Thing and it was great I had so much fun flying through this book My booktalk will be coming later this week I'm excited to discuss with yall

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Download An Absolutely Remarkable Thing eBook À 352 pages ✓ The Carls just appearedRoaming through New York City at three AM twenty three year old April May stumbles across a giant sculpture Delighted by its appearance and craftsmanship—like a ten foot tall Transformer wearing a suit of samurai armor—April and her bDia spotlightSeizing the opportunity to make her mark on the world April now has to deal with the conseuences her new particular brand of fame has on her relationships her safety and her own identity And all eyes are on April to figure out not just what the Carls are but what they want from us OH MAN What a dang read Shoot peeps This one hit me really hard It was one of those books where the second I finished it all I wanted to do was read it againSo I will Soon And you should too