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read reader ✓ The Bad Beginning ↠ Paperback ✓ Dear ReaderI'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very fTrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfastIt is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thingWith all due respect Lemony Snick We have in Egypt this saying; Who sees the Unfortunate Events of others feel solace about his own Unfortunatesاللي يشوف ميسفورشنت ايفينتس الناس تهون عليه ميسفورشنته So 2016 wasn't my year EST 2011 and now I'm hitting rock bottomhaving A Series of Unfortunate EventsSo I said why not give this title a try accompanied by this mysterious black cat that sat with me the whole 2 hours readIt's really dark fun Misfortune kids Orphans' storyAnd a Gothic villainAnd the author himself Mr Lemony Snicket;who advises you repeatedly that this book is sad and misfortune and not with a happy endingsand please close it or return it if you can't handle all this misfortuneEven the TV show latest adaptation tells u to just LOOK AWAY well that's true you should stop reading this review now as welllook for something happier BUT as our beloved mother Country sayingwhich I said earlier I didn't Look AwayAnd that wassickly funThe Story The Baudelaire 3 children lost their parents their huge house and everything they own in a fire But not their huge bank accountMrPoe the banker is the one responsible to see them to the 'proper' guardian Proper here refer to something that never happened oh he delivered them to a guardian but proper is not a suitable word to describe Count OlafWho's has nothing to do with them but plotting to get his hand of their fortune Which they even can't get their hand on it till the eldest Violet14 come of ageTo try to get their fortune He puts them in a Series of Unfortunate EventsAnd by the second half of the Book One his first grand plan is to wed Violet by deceiveHow how can they know the deceive how can they escape his plan without endanger their lives that's the book one for youOh and no matter what do you think the author stick to his wordNo Happy Endings hereThe Writing Style It's really like children book the style the easy sentences and even when the author use a big or fancy word he always give the meaning of it even if it's easy in a very funny way Also he does that in expressions and literature techniues as wellIt's sarcastic and if it's really a children's bookit's the Darkest one ever writtenIf you read of Mr Lemony Snicket's real life you'll feel he's been 'forced' somehow to write a children books It's 1999 the phenomenon of Harry Potter was on the catching fire stage that's why the result comes like it's a Satire of children books Satire here means a dark fun sarcastic imitation of normal life children booksThe creating of the Lemony Snicket constant commentaries through the book as a detective who investigate the Baudelaire orphans' Series and tell this as a story for ether very young readers or slow ones that worked as a very funny 'comic relief' amidst all the Misfortune Unfortunate Events Series'Comic Relief' here means small funny moments that gets between tensed or serious onesWell That's it for a small book reviews I over talked it I guess but I really loved this absurd dark fun ofUnfortunate EventsMohammed Arabey16 January 2017To 17 January 2017

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Book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels One might say they are magnets for misfortuneIn this short book alone the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disas YES The least fascinatingly detailed book in my favorite series It just keeps getting better and better folksSo for the three misguided people who haven’t read this series first off get ON THAT What are you doing There is nothing so important in your life that you can’t put it off in order to read this serieshttpsemmareadstoomuchwordpresscoSecond we follow the Baudelaires Violet Klaus and Sunny through what can only be Very Foreseeably Described as a series of unfortunate events I can’t put it better than Lemony Snicket himself so I’ll just shoehorn in his words Within these pages “the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast” So the things about these booksthe setting is amazing Lemony Snicket creates this almost reality wherein even the smallest most mundane occurrence is Veritably Fixed Deliberate This phenomenon becomes and clear as the series progresses which is why the first book is the worst one Or maybe the last one is depending on how many uestions it answers None of these sneaky behind the scenes things are a Visibly Forceful Development in the first book so it’s not as funBut I loved this series so much in my childhood Lemony Snicket taught me the power of books and of words Most stuff when you’re a kid makes you feel like anything you could do would be nothing than a Viciously Futile Diversion But I have vivid memories of being a fairly small child and intensely poring over the pages of these books looking for clues and ways to help the Baudelaires and as this book says “the people who liked them” And I felt like I was doing something even if it was fictionalI have Lemony Snicket to thank for a lot of thingsAnyway I’m getting almostdare I say emotional so I’m going to wrap this up These books are funny exciting dark and teeming with clues and Easter eggs for those who care to look On top of it all the TV series is a pitch perfect adaptation and if you ask me about the movie I’ll look you right in the eye but not actually and ask what movie you’re talking aboutMan I love these books I could reread them every year and never get bored I know this because of a very scientific process wherein I reread them pretty much every yearBottom line READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT The world is uiet here

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The Bad BeginningDear ReaderI'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very first page of this For some reason I had the sudden urge to re read these books so I decided to start listening to them on audiobook I have the 11th book in a physical copy but I will eventually be picking the rest of them up as well