BOOK Witch Wizard

PDF ¸ BOOK Witch Wizard FREE Ü JAMES PATTERSON ¾ The world is changing the government has seized control of every aspect of society and now kids are disappearing For fifteen year old Wisty and her older brother Whit life turns upside down when they are hauled out of bed one night separated from their parents and thrown intWhit begin exhibiting strange abilities and powers they never dreamed of Maybe there is a reason they were singled out Can this newly discovered witch and a wizard master their skills in time to save themselves their parents and maybe the worl What is worse than a flat static main character TWO flat static main characters To take it one horrible step further have these characters narrate their own story in short choppy chapters This book seems almost like a first draft or maybe even a detailed outline for the idea of a book There is very little detail or descriptive writing For example on pg 161 You got your friends out the girl said then hugged Celia the way Half lights hug Hard to describe Really James Patterson and smallfont Gabrielle Charbonnet You are writers for crying out loud TRY to describe it What are they paying you forThe magic the two characters possess lacks any kind of order or explanation Sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't There is no rhyme or reason to it The alternate realities are unimaginative and lacked any kind of description other than this gem on page 176 It's really dangerous here There's stuff worse than bombs if you can imagine something terrible than being blown up The secondary characters are completely forgettable When they'd pop up after a page or so of their introduction I'd already forgotten them The only one who wasn't forgettable was the kid who gets turned into a weasel a scene which was probably the only redeeming one in the entire book Then the weasel gets instantly forgiven when he cries and says how sorry he is I finished this book out of sheer disbelief of it's awfulness I kept wondering if it was some kind of joke the authors and publishers were trying to pull on young readers to see if people would really read crap if it only had Witch and Wizard in the title I guess the joke is on us because this book was one of the top selling children's books of 2009 If you must read this book I suggest starting on page 193 where the first two thirds of the book is summed up in succinct 9 item list without missing a single important detailThe end of the book has an appendix of sorts with an excerpt of New Order propaganda which bans offensive books like The Thunder Stealer about Percival Johnson and how he steals from the gods and incurs their wrath Gary Blotter and the Guild of Rejects about a delusional boy who realizes his job of scribe is much easier when he uses his magical powers and Pitcher in the Wheat a coming of age tale about a youth who tries to infect the world with his cynicism There are also lists of banned musicians museums that have been razed and artists who's art is no longer acceptable Each entry is about as imaginative and creative as a word Jumble It was almost as if Patterson and Charbonnet were trying to be funny which doesn't match up with the tone of the story at all which despite the awful writing was clearly supposed to be intensely dramatic The only conclusion I can come to for why this book is taking up space on the bookshelves at any bookstore is that the author's name sells regardless of what is between the covers And that is too bad

EBOOK Æ Witch Wizard é James Patterson

Rom their parents and thrown into a secret compound for no reason they can comprehend The new government is clearly trying to suppress Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Being a Normal TeenagerImprisoned together and condemned to death Wisty and UghEverything about this book was cliche and annoying the characters the dialogue the plotNothing was well developed at all It was just a big fat mess When JP tried to be funny I found it irritating when he tried to be clever I found it stupid and when he tried to be original I found it sadly the oppositeI was very very disappointed in JP especially since this is the first book I've read by him Not a great first impression sorry to say I know he's got some other popular books but if they are anything like this one I know I wont be a fan

James Patterson é Witch Wizard DOC

Witch WizardThe world is changing the government has seized control of every aspect of society and now kids are disappearing For fifteen year old Wisty and her older brother Whit life turns upside down when they are hauled out of bed one night separated f I've never really been a big fan of James Patterson After Reading Angel Experiment and Daniel X I had pretty much given up on this guy Although I had heard some amazing things about his new book Witch Wizard so I thought 'What the heck' and so I picked it up and read it BLEH I honestly cannot stand Patterson's writing style The dialogue that his characters use is just so unrealistic lamely sarcastic and just overall annoying On top of that I've never really been a big fan for his short chapters I feel that this book had a lot of potential and if written by anyone other than Patterson or Stephanie Meyer then I actually might have enjoyed it