REVIEW ã Zombie Fallout

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REVIEW ã Zombie Fallout Å Late Fall 2010 Reuters Estimates say that nearly three thousand people nationwide and fifteen thousand people worldwide have died of the H1N1 virus or Swine flu and nearly eighty thousand cases have been confirmed in hospitals and clinics across the United States and the world the World Heath Organization reportedLate Fall 2010 Reuters Estimates say that nearly three thousand people nationwide and fifteen thousand pe. Some people find it difficult to bash a Kindle book that only cost them 99 I however am not one of those people The only enjoyment I received from this book was that apparently I'm not alone in legitimately wanting a Z apocalypse to happen After that heap of praise it should be noted that there is a HUGE difference between juvenile humor and lame cringe worthy attempts at humor The first chapter alone reminded me of watching a stand up comedian and literally looking away because I was so embarrassed at hisher comedic abilities Except apparently this author is Dane Cook and I'm sitting in the back row still in complete disbelief at how people deem this stuff funnyThere's to be said about why this book is god awful but I'll sum it up in one sentence This author cannot write I'm only mildly surprised that ratings fooled me yet again but I completely expected to come here and see this book ripped to shreds Even the most die hard zombie fanatics I include myself in said category should avoid the book This is not the zombie epic you are looking for

SUMMARY ß HANNAHREDHEAD.CO.UK ↠ Mark Tufo

Med in hospitals and clinics across the United States and the world the World Heath Organization reported. Highly disappointing I was all set to enjoy a good old fashioned zombie book full of gore and violence but what I got was a big heap of misogyny The two main female characters family members of the protagonist a self proclaimed survivalist don't even know how to load a gun There is a whole section of the book devoted to their hi jinks from fiddling with the guns to decided to go on a cigarette run in the middle of a zombie apocalypse to running into a pornstar look a like slut that tried to seduce the main character because he is such a catch Characters in books can be dumb I understand that However this author comes across as juvenile and simplistic as a thirteen year old boy in his portrayal of women and gays don't even get me started Want to read a zombie book that treats women like actual peopleCheck out the Newsflesh Trilogy by Mira Grant or Plague of the Dead by ZA Recht You can thank me later

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Zombie FalloutOple worldwide have died of the H1N1 virus or Swine flu and nearly eighty thousand cases have been confir. I purchased the first 3 in this series based on and Goodreads reviews alone Let this be a lesson to the rest of you when I say STOP RUN AWAY Drop the book and back your Romero loving ass up This self published attempt at the zombie trend is downright pitiful Within the first couple of pages you will find characters that would have died in a zombie flick before the opening credits were complete And to the author please stop raping the thesaurus pick a style of dialogue and stick with it and stop using farts and dog shit at your only means of humor Oh and I want my 599 back